you think you are hot

I am so tired of all the humans talking about how hot it is. Are you kidding me? I am a furry dog that has black hair.
You think you are hot. Try being furry. So much for the big backyard and all my fun. As it is, I have successfully dug up the flower beds so there is not a ton to do back there. Plus, Mommy has been running the sprinkler. You would think that I would find that fun, but heck no! I hate it. I don't like to get wet in the backyard, that makes no sense.
The other night we had a thunderstorm and it was LOUD. Mommy was working on her makeup (what else is new) and I hid in the bathtub. Mommy thought that was pretty funny. Not funny at all-it's a safe place (guess she does not watch the Weather Channel).
Not much else is new. Mommy was away this weekend and my doggie sitter came over. I love her and she told Mommy I am sweet so I guess I have her fooled too.