my tail

For all of you who are looking at me thinking, "what is up with that dog's tail????", this is for you.
Yes, I had surgery on my rear asset. Yes, they had to shave a portion of my tail. And no, Mommy does not own an electric razor to shave the rest of it so it is all one length. Yes, I am left with what appears to be a plume at the tip of my tail. And yes, I like the way I look. I will change when I am ready.
Also, yes, I did go through the dog door with the cone on my head. Yes, I tore the door. Mommy ordered a new one. And yes, you can 'add it to the bill' for my surgery.