There is luggage everywhere. Mommy is in a tizzy. Labelled ziploc bags, discussions every night, lists all over the house. Daddy tell her to chill out. I know what's coming. Vacation. And I am thinking I am not invited.
Crap. Again.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Bella's Castle
Big Bella has been not loving her kennel-probably bc she is pushing maximum density and it's getting beyond cozy. Do Mom and Dad suggest gently she lose weight, get on an exercise regime, cut back on the intake? Nope. Daddy was enjoying a vodka cranberry the other night and thinking he is hot stuff with his new Amazon Prime account-and ordered Bella a condo.
No joke. I can go in there with her. Hell, Mommy can fit in their with us-probably Daddy too. Her whole bed fits in there along with a desk, and wall unit. It's beyond ridiculous. Daddy is so happy Bella is happy and I am totally disgusted.
How is my kennel, you might ask. Gone. Now I am using Bella's old kennel. Like that is some special treat-hell no. Still smells like her, no matter how much I pee in it. I rattle it and make noise and beg to be released to no avail. Meanwhile Bella is laying on her back in the condo, loving life. Every day is a battle in this house.
No joke. I can go in there with her. Hell, Mommy can fit in their with us-probably Daddy too. Her whole bed fits in there along with a desk, and wall unit. It's beyond ridiculous. Daddy is so happy Bella is happy and I am totally disgusted.
How is my kennel, you might ask. Gone. Now I am using Bella's old kennel. Like that is some special treat-hell no. Still smells like her, no matter how much I pee in it. I rattle it and make noise and beg to be released to no avail. Meanwhile Bella is laying on her back in the condo, loving life. Every day is a battle in this house.
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