Snores and Snacks

Felicity snores so loud she has to sleep in the guest room.  So there Bulldog.  I win.  I am in Mommy's bed.  She can't sleep well without me.  I am being told that I should not sleep in Felicity's new bed, but how else can I demonstrate that I am the boss?  She's like 100 times my size.  Small victories.
How Felicity can sleep through the construction zone on the porch, I have no idea.  The protection of the house is left to me.  I have barked so much that I am relegated to the bark shock collar.  Yes, it is as bad as it sounds.
Good news is that Mommy's cooking like she's on the food network.  I got some yummy roast chicken yesterday.  Between the carving and the kids, it was like a buffet of deliciousness.   Love her new recipes.  I will be sad when she goes back to work.

The new girl

Well it's happened.  Mommy lost her marbles.  Daddy's been asking for a bulldog ever since Bella went to heaven.  Mommy was firm, and kept saying "my cup runneth over". Daddy said he'd get her a bowl for under that cup.   And here came Felicity.   

She's big, 2 years old and snores like I can't even stand.  Neither can Mommy nor Daddy thank God.....Felicity spends her sleeping hours in Isaiah's room.   Much better for all.  Plus, I have seniority, being the old dog here.  Let's be clear, Mommy has difficulty sleeping without my puppy cuddles.  I am like crack for her.

Back to the bulldog.  She's dying to be my BFF, jury is still out if she's cool enough.  I've let her meet a few of my pack friends in the neighborhood.  We will be having a quorum to determine her status.  Here's the cray part.....she's supposed to be Daddy's dog, but it's like she's worshipping Mommy all day.  Felicity won't even go pee in the yard if Mommy is inside.  In fact, we've been doing the summer vacation at Daddy's family's and Felicity tried to get in the shower with Mommy.  Mommy keeps screaming about a trainer so the bulldog can 'bond' appropriately with Daddy.  Which totally annoys Daddy. Felicity is kind of a mess.  Some breeder was really mean to her, made her sick, so she's on the mend with us. This translates to quite a regimen of medications, creams etc.  We are like a traveling drugstore. 

Speaking of vacation, we partied it up at Grandma and Grandpa's.  I love going there.  Lots of land to run on, Grandma gives me Little Caesar's wet food, and there are frogs to catch.  Needless to say, I got a lot of baths due to swimming in the pond.   Mommy got tired of me running away and said she needed peace with her beer, so she put me on the tether.  Crap.   

I have been resting during car ride am Curley headed to Ohio to see a friend of Mommy's.  Chilling at the Marriott.  More after my travels peeps.