Summer Fun

Hey fools.  It's been a while and that's no joke.  Mommy has been busy with the nonsense going on in this house.  Don't worry.  I'm still getting cuddles and love, just not time on the laptop. 
Summer was cool.  We took the annual roadtrip up to Grandpa's.  Felicity came and this year, kept her peeing to herself.  Much better for everyone involved.  I executed my traditional "run away" and was found under the neighbor's porch up in NY State.  Like to keep this ridiculous crew on their toes.
In doing so, I have found a great new way to get some snacks.....the counter.  When everyone and the big girl (F-dog) heads up to do the prayer time, I jump---and I'm talking big time.  You never know what's going to be up there.  I have gotten some pizza, sloppy joes, a piece of cake---and even some chicken curry, which I must say was delicious.  Not going to lie, sometimes I get caught 'red pawed'-and the kids are even telling on me now.  No problem fools, I can get down the same way I came up.  And no, Felicity, I am not sharing.  Sometimes I just like to move things around on the counter.  It's especially fun to do that when the doggie sitter is here, and make her wonder who did all that?  It's me, Little Ben.
As of late, I have been entertained by the big girl...Felicity is determined to catch a squirrel.  It appears she doesn't know that she is 50lbs and can't climb trees.  She is dumb as can be but everyone thinks she is cute-which means everyone needs glasses.  She's not a bad dog, she does share her bed and blanket with me-she knows who is boss.  I'm keeping things in order here on the homefront.
I have found a new place to sleep.  Ciera's bed is so full of stuffed animals that I fit in and no one can find me....I am playing hide and seek and no one even looks for me.  Her blankets are soft and furry, like me, and I like to rearrange them right after she's folded everything.  Mommy is jealous that I sleep there sometimes but Daddy tells her to enjoy the peace.  Right Daddy-I'll just eat your laundry.  So there.
Peace puppy fools. More to come.  I'm still here reeking havoc.