Monday, November 29, 2010

Dear Santa

Dear Santa
You may be hearing some mixed reviews about my behavior this year. I just wanted to drop you a line and set the record straight.
It's been quite a year and I am not going to pretend I am a model dog. I am high strung, I bark at the wind, and yes, as you may have heard, I pee from time to time in the house.
HOWEVER Santa, overall, I am a very good puppy. I love the people and dogs in my life very much and am always willing to cuddle. I greet everyone I meet on the street. I come when called, mostly, unless I have a good reason. Most of all, I make Mommy smile.
Totally understand the final evaluation is up to you, big guy, and I just wanted you to know my thoughts. As you may have noticed, I have a mongrammed stocking hanging in the great room. I would very much appreciate a bone and perhaps a new chew toy. Mommy has provided more clothes than I can ever wear, so no need for that this year.
Jingle Jingle
Ben the Dog

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