drama drama drama

So Mommy caught me licking my tail and flipped out because where my bump had been.....was a new bump. It wasn't 2 minutes and Mommy had the vet on speeddial (you would think they were friends), had an appointment, and hauled my puppy tail to the vet. Nothing like a little hysteria on a Wednesday morning.
After being poked, prodded, having a culture done (what the heck is that, but let me tell you it does not feel good?), the doctor determined that I have an infection from the last surgery. We headed home, I curled up and watched Oprah, and all was well.
Til the next morning. My belly was feeling a bit rough and I was not interested in my kibble. I started looking like I was going to hurl and Mommy raced me to the bathroom and made me stand on the sink-heaven forbid I mess up her perfect carpet. Mommy gets insane again, thinks I have an allergy to the antibiotics. Good news-vet tells Mommy I need chicken and rice and new medicine. Both did the trick, bump has decreased, and it appears I am going to make it (like there was ever a doubt). Plus I got some yummy food-Mommy is always cooking for other people but never for me...she is so human centric.
Mommy keeps saying I need to get a J-O-B. I know what that is (Mommy has one) and I sure as heck don't need to be doing that. Getting up every morning out of bed, talk talk talk on the phone, no time to bark at UPS guy. Turns out the saving of my tail has hit about $800-Mommy thinks it's funny to say I am past my deductible-Whatever that is.
Turns out there is a new flowerbed in the backyard so I have been investigating that and of course getting yelled at to stay out of it. Turns out my name is "Bennie-NO". So many butterflies to chase. Kenzie from next door came by to say hey and Bella has stopped by too. So many girls to visit with, such a short leash I am kept on. It's a tough time.
Mommy has had a cold which I love because then she cuddles with me extra. However, Aunt Michelle called to have dinner tonight and all of the sudden Mommy is feeling better. I see how it goes. I will be watching 20/20 solo tonight-and not surfing MONSTER.com for a J-O-B.