sorry puppy fools that it has been a while. you know how the holidays go. doorbells, snacks, parties, crazy mommy. it's been a nuts month. As usual, mommy went overboard and invited everyone over for this big mess of a party. I kept trying to sleep on my chair but there were too many peeps-i could not fit. i spent a lot of the night with aunt michelle and my friend jessica. i did however snag a pig in the blanket (ok 3 of them). bad news-i puked. i was overserved like the majority of the people at the party-including mommy.
i am sorry to say that mark continues to come over and drive my puppy tail crazy. he now has me walking down the road on a waterski rope to 'simulate' off leash. WTF. I am a boater and know what a boat rope looks like-and it is not invisible. i humor him and we have been walking all through the neighborhood and when someone yells 'come' i have stop sniffing like there is a fire and run to mom or dad or mark. just to mix it up, i don't run to the person that actually yells 'come'-that way they are not sure if i get it or not. gives me some leeway. the new nonsense includes 'heel'. i basically have to stay right beside mark when we walk. FUN? I think not. POINTLESS-yes.
Grandma Kathy and Richard came down south for christmas and you know how i love her....and all the toys she buys me. my next door neighbor, kenzie, spent xmas with us too-guess her parents were peace out. i was not to keen on sharing the spotlight but since there were extra peeps in the house, i still got my love. i even let kenzie sleep on the bed and my ottoman. heck-it's the season of giving. i got more toys in my stocking anyway. mom kept trying to get me to sit in my place during xmas but PLEASE just let it GO-it is xmas for heaven's sake. can't a dog catch a break?
mark made a cameo right after xmas too to review the same puppy stuff. heel, come, whatever. i think they all thought that if they brought kenzie out while i was on the leash she would be a distraction -HELLO FOOLS. She has been my bedmate for 6 nights-and is way old news. i would far rather bark at the kids on their bikes. i literally passed out after he left amid the mess on mommy's bed. she and daddy are so selfish-they went out of town for new years and i am here with the doggie sitter-happy new year to me.