Ben's world gets rocked Episode 3

I am so mad at Mommy.

I tried to go to work with her on Tuesday and sat in her car while she packed it up. She kept saying "Ben, come" but I only do that trick when we play hide and seek. DUH. Mommy made me get out of the car-I know the Bank is not that fun but who doesn't love my company?

It was dark and stormy last night and Mommy was late coming home. Now I know why-she and Claire had Panera take out. Anyone care that I am home scared of the rain??? Guess not. Daddy is away so I am getting no love.

Fast forward to later on Tuesday night.....Doorbell rings-I would rather be alone than have discovered MARK at the door. It's enough to make me stop eating my kibble.
Mark was not here 5 minutes when Mommy began telling him about how I am not really into the training thing. I think she might be on to me. Then I got really MAD-Mark told Mommy that since she has such a sweet heart that it's hard for her to be firm with me. Um....that is the best thing about Mommy. She loves me so much I can get her to do whatever I want. Who is this guy?

Since Mommy is not impressed with my ability to decide when to sit (versus when she tells me), Mark decided to choke me. He kept pulling up on my collar with the leash to tell me what to do. Guess who is not invited to Mommy's next party (and she can throw a great party?)

So here's the kicker-they moved my bed from the great room to the kitchen and kept pulling me over to sit in my 'place'. About 400 times. Who puts a bed in the kitchen? And why would I lay there when the kitchen....when I would prefer to sit by the table and get Mom to feed me? Not a great idea but softer than the tile and if they can bring the food to my bed, then I still win. At least for a few days......

Since it was raining so bad we didn't have to do the silly door stuff-Thank Goodness. Daddy kept calling Mommy to see how it went-Sorry Daddy-It's Mommy and Bennie time:)

Once we kicked Mark out of the house (never too soon for that) Mommy and I got into bed. It was so windy last night that we couldn't sleep (I think Mommy nervous because of the car break in last week-I know, I failed again).

Thus we are up early today. Since I have so many puppy friends, we started a blog today so human and canine alike can learn of my adventures. I wanted to give a special shout out to Ella-can't wait to chill with you thisweekend-maybe for you, I will sit in my 'place'.